That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked in Jourdan`s room
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked in Jourdan`s room
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college
I can't tell you what I learned from school
But I could tell you a story or two
Um, yeah of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
And don't leave the house till the booze gone
And don't have sex if he's too gone
When it comes to condoms, put two on
Then tomorrow night, find a new guy
But I could tell you a story or two
Um, yeah of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
And don't leave the house till the booze gone
And don't have sex if he's too gone
When it comes to condoms, put two on
Then tomorrow night, find a new guy
